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Anonymous asked: Do you know I #loveyou as much as all local, organic kumquat curd filled black sesame macarons and almost as much as I love myself? No, rly. Thx @shitfoodblog for making life more lolly!
First, I love you and want to smack you in the face. This is my highest compliment.
Your characterization of the macarons sounds delicious and vaguely racist. I will pretend I didn’t hear what you said and change the subject back to me.
Did you know that one of my classmates in third grade always called me kumquat? I think that’s where my love of food started. #OriginStories