Ask me anything! I know a lot!
Anonymous asked: How do you know so much about food bloggers and the shit they say?
Because I am a food blogger. And I say this shit.
And that’s why I started @shitfoodblogger in the first place.
One night, three weeks ago, I said something ridiculous to a close friend. It was something about my blog. Something about how I was frustrated and why wasn’t I blogging more and why didn’t I have more readers and why don’t marketing types approach me and why why why…and I got sick of myself and what I heard spewing out of my mouth.
This thing, this persona was never about you. It was always about me.
Every single post was about my self-doubt and self-loathing. Every single post was aimed directly at me.
SFBS was a mix of parody and satire aimed at my own inadequacies.
This wasn’t supposed to be funny. It was comedy. Those are very different things.
If you need more of a framework because it’s still not clicking, Google “The Harold.”
Sorry (sort of) if you were offended. I don’t know what to say except you’re apparently dealing with the same issues I am.
And if you thought I wasn’t mean enough…I really don’t know what to say. What the fuck is wrong with you? I guess I’d start there.
So this is the end.
Thanks for watching and playing.