Shit Food Bloggers Say

Anonymous asked: How do you know so much about food bloggers and the shit they say?

Because I am a food blogger. And I say this shit.

And that’s why I started @shitfoodblogger in the first place.

One night, three weeks ago, I said something ridiculous to a close friend. It was something about my blog. Something about how I was frustrated and why wasn’t I blogging more and why didn’t I have more readers and why don’t marketing types approach me and why why why…and I got sick of myself and what I heard spewing out of my mouth.

This thing, this persona was never about you. It was always about me.

Every single post was about my self-doubt and self-loathing. Every single post was aimed directly at me.

SFBS was a mix of parody and satire aimed at my own inadequacies.

This wasn’t supposed to be funny. It was comedy. Those are very different things.

If you need more of a framework because it’s still not clicking, Google “The Harold.”

Sorry (sort of) if you were offended. I don’t know what to say except you’re apparently dealing with the same issues I am.

And if you thought I wasn’t mean enough…I really don’t know what to say. What the fuck is wrong with you? I guess I’d start there.

So this is the end. 

Thanks for watching and playing.

The End.