Anonymous asked: What are your top 100 recipes for the foodie who wants to eat her feelings?
- Chocolate heavy cream
- Blondies with chocolate sauce on top
- Smores (fuck you, apostrophe)
- Banana cream pie with chocolate wafer crust and chocolate sauce on top
- Chocolate chip cookies, warm, with a wire basket full of milk bottles filled with ice cold chocolate heavy cream
- Strawberries dipped in milk and dark chocolate
- That thing where you take an Oreo and shove it inside of something else and eat it
- Chocolate fudge
- A dessert pizza made with a chocolate brioche crust, chocolate creme, and chocolate whipped cream, served with a side of hot fudge for dipping
I’ll continue the list tomorrow.