Shit Food Bloggers Say

Anonymous asked: What are your top 100 recipes for the foodie who wants to eat her feelings?

1. Brownies
2. Chocolate heavy cream
3. Blondies with chocolate sauce on top
4. Smores (fuck you, apostrophe)
5. Banana cream pie with chocolate wafer crust and chocolate sauce on top
6. Chocolate chip cookies, warm, with a wire basket full of milk bottles filled with ice cold chocolate heavy cream
7. Strawberries dipped in milk and dark chocolate
8. That thing where you take an Oreo and shove it inside of something else and eat it
9. Chocolate fudge
10. A dessert pizza made with a chocolate brioche crust, chocolate creme, and chocolate whipped cream, served with a side of hot fudge for dipping

I’ll continue the list tomorrow.